Strap your Divorce Toolbelt on. This may be a wild ride.

A divorce tool belt seemed so much more apropos than a divorce guide, so this category got named that. A guide conveys the feeling of lounging in the hammock on a warm breezy summer day, passing the time reading between naps.

This isn’t any time to lounge around. You’ll need a helmet, this tool belt and some handy offensive and defensive weapons to get the real you to the other side. If you’re a woman and wouldn’t be caught dead in a tool belt, you’ll need to woman up. Or is it cowgirl up? Whatever the term is, you get the idea